- “Alam n’yo one time, nagkaro’n ako ng karelasyon. Apat na taon kaming nagsama sa iisang bubong, pero nilayasan n’ya ako. Wow! Nakita ako ng nanay kong umiiyak sa aking kwarto. Sabi ng nanay ko, ‘Umiiyak ka ba?’ Sabi ko, ‘Oo ‘nay umiiyak ako.’ Sabi n’ya, ‘Wag mong iiyakan ‘yang babaeng ‘yan tandaan mo! Hindi ka lugi na ibahay mo s’ya.’ Wow! Words of wisdom! Sabi ko, ‘Nay, nalimutan mo na ba? Bahay nya ‘to!!!'”
- “Alam n’yo, napakatalino ng mga aliens kasi ginawa nila ang pyramids sa Egypt, hindi sa Pilipinas. Kung sa Pilipinas nila ginawa ‘yun mapanghi na ‘yun! At siguradong may sign nakalagay, ‘Bawal Umihi Dito.’ Orayyyttt!!!”
- “Alam n’yo, kagabi nag-away kami ng girlfriend ko. Sabi n’ya, ‘Alam ko’ng may bago kang babae. 18 years old!’ Sabi ko, ‘Huli ka na sa balita! 25 na s’ya ngayon!’ Orayttt!!!”
At first, the crowd thought the guy was boring; but, the minute he cracked his several antics with a touch of rock n’ roll along with his popular tagline, “Rock n’ roll to the world!,” not anybody in the audience could beat the urge to laugh out loud.
Unique Way of Making People Laugh
Most likely, what people like the most about Ryan Rems Salita, a “komikero” from Novaliches, Quezon City, is his different kind of comedy.
Actually, one Facebook user, Jeremiah Tapar, commended his capacity to make people laugh even without doing so much gimmicks, “Siya yung tipo ng komedyante na di kelangan manlait makapag patawa lang. Naalala ko tuloy mga komedyante noon. Sarili ang puhunan hindi iba ang pinangpupuhunan.”
Other netizens would praised the emerging comedian in the segment “Funny One” of “It’s Showtime!” because of his “facial expressions and near-perfect timing” when delivering most of his jokes.
Karen Lapuz Sumalinog, a Facebook user, left a comment to one of Komikero Ryan’s posts in his social media account, “[N]ung first time ko xa napanood grabe nktingin lang ako emotionless di ko ko magets joke niya… pero nung kakaulit ng rock ‘n roll to the world nsakyan ko na hahahaa. haltang ganito rin reaksyon ng mga 1st time nkpanood sknya haha.”
These previous days, many of his jokes already went viral on the Internet.
His Power Jokes
For the benefit of those who sadly didn’t watch him live on the said program, following are a few of his viral jokes:
Watch this viral video if you need to reduce your level of stress!
Life So Mundane www.lifesomundane.net. July 20, 2015. “Ryan Rems Sarita’s Winning Jokes on Showtimes’ Funny One Segment.” Accessed July 21, 2015. http://www.lifesomundane.net/2015/07/saritajokes.html